A couple of horny adventurers go on endless quests in an attempt to have sex with every species in this fantasy world. Then, they review and rate their experiences for the benefit of other adventurers!
A Hot ‘n Heavy Debate About Elf and Human MILFS, An Angel Ascends at Meow Meow Paradise, Can’t Get Enough of That Sensitive Birdmaid Cloaca!
Zel and Stunk, two adventurers who like to spend their evenings in the redlight district experiencing the delights of the many species of their world get into a fight about which is better between a five-hundred-year-old elf and a fifty-year-old human! To settle the argument, they ask a couple of other adventurers to weigh in and that was the birth of their reviewing business. After posting a couple to the adventurers’ board, they realised that they could make a ton of money doing what they love.
On one such quest, they saved an angel from a demon and as his halo was damaged they offered to protect him. In exchange, Crim would take them both to heaven so that they could do it with an angel. Crim also failed to mention that he had both sets of genitals, which was probably a good idea with these two.
It was a funny episode for sure, however, rather than bore you with the details, we’ve decided that we too shall be reviewing the species along with Zel, Stunk, and Crim. Obviously, we’re just going off what we see as neither of us has been to any brothels in any fantasy worlds…
7 / 10
The looks definitely are there, and you can’t go wrong with an elf in the looks department. However, I have trouble with the age itself, because it makes me wonder just how many partners a 500-year-old elf succubus has had in her lifetime… Would she even enjoy the sex anymore after all that? It’s a far cry from a pure maiden, that’s for sure…
9 / 10
If she didn’t enjoy it she wouldn’t still be doing it. Elves easily have enough time to change careers if they want to. For me, she has the body and the experience. Just think of all the tricks she must have learnt over the years. This one is a no brainer… If you want me, you’ll know where to find me…
5 / 10
I think that the woman displayed in the anime was a bit exaggerated and that the average 50-year old woman is more attractive than what we’re shown. With the right lifestyle, I think a 50-year old could still pull off decent looks. However, it’s still a 50-year-old woman, and unless I’m pushing 50 myself, I can’t really get turned on by the prospect.
0 / 10
I have to rate the character in the anime, especially as I don’t know any other 500 year old elves to be able to do the same there. There are obviously some incredibly beautiful 50 year old humans, I mean Jennifer Aniston turned 50 last year. However, this is not Jennifer Aniston. So, I’m out!
0 / 10
I’m allergic to cats.
7 / 10
Big paws and that playful attitude. You can’t really go wrong, unless they decide to just randomly push you off the bed. There’s also the danger of claws and playful nips which sounds great, but cats have sharp teeth and that could go horribly wrong. But then, what is life without a little danger. Make sure to have a ribbon handy… just in case…
3 / 10
The prospect of getting with something that almost seems like it belongs in a horror movie just isn’t my cup of tea. Even if the girl portion is cute, I’d rather not wrestle with any tentacles. That said, the Dagon gets a few points for piquing my curiosity. Perhaps it’s not as scary as it looks?
6 / 10
This would be insane, but she does come with her own restraints. My biggest concern is what her tentacles would feel like. Octopuses aren’t as scaly as fish, but there’s a lot of mucous involved. That said, why not? There is definitely a curiosity factor here that is hard to ignore.
9 / 10
Excellent. A fiery but submissive attitude, Birdmaids look like a great time, with a ton of added fluff! Top-notch appearance with all the weight in the right areas. Just steer clear of the talons, and be mindful of the mess their feathers leave behind, and you’re in for a great time.
7 / 10
Firstly, she looks amazing and there’s no way I’m saying no here. I am a little concerned about the talons which would make cat’s claws look like nothing and I feel like the wings would bother me as I find feathers to be itchy… but that’s not going to stop me…
Other posts in the series
- Season One
- Episode 1 – A Hot ‘n Heavy Debate About Elf and Human MILFS, An Angel Ascends at Meow Meow Paradise, Can’t Get Enough of That Sensitive Birdmaid Cloaca!
- Episode 2 – Fairies Have Limits on What They Can Take, Demons Aren’t Very Popular, Minotaur Girls Are Big, Bountiful, and Boobylicious!
- Episode 3 – Gender-Swap Sex Means Less Succu-Girl Choices, and It Kinda Hurts, But You Learn Just What Girls Feel, So You Should Give It a Try!
- On a Break – Normal Service will be Resumed Shortly!
- Episode 4 – Savage Succubi Will Squeeze the Life Out of You, Even If You Say You Can’t Go On, Salamander Girls Have Such Hot Bods, Hearts, Sals, and Manders, that You Can’t Help But Get Fired Up About ‘Em!
- Episode 5 – I Wanna Drown in a Cyclops Girl’s Pretty Eye, But It’s Pretty Hard? Speaking of Hard, Let the Pros Pick Out the Perfect Mushroom Girl for a Slimy, Sticky Good Time!
- Episode 6 – You Can Build the Perfect Golem Girl, But Don’t Let the Girl You Base Her Off of Find Out. Cum to the Land of Dreams on the Light of the Will o’ the Wisps!
- Episode 7 – The Gang Gets Laid at the Egg-stravagant Egg-Laying Show, Miss Meidri’s Deep, Dark Secret Uncovered, and the Succu-Girl Popularity Ranking is Unveiled!
- Episode 8 – Succu-girl Roleplay Will Get You Going All Night, The Angel’s Holy Lance is Great at Lancing Holes, The Succubus Tower Lasts Forever, But You (And Your Mayo) Won’t!
- Episode 9 – A Deep, Dark Something Lies Between the Living and the Dead, The Darling Angel’s Lotion Explosion, and the Uncouth, Unsanctioned Reviewer Rivals Are In Their Scene!
- Episode 10 – Let Your Eyes Behold the Glory and Mystery of the Brothel with a Perfect Score! Take a Newlywed or a Horny Tutor or a Little Piggie as Your Lover! They’ll Squeeze, Squeeze, Squeeze It Outta Ya! Infinite Pleasure Over a Satisfying Three-Day Excursion! True Happiness Awaits!!!
- Episode 11 – The Frighteningly Faultless Philanthropist Sexually Satisfies Several Succubi, Drunken Fools and Their Money Are, Of Course, Soon Parted, and Mitsue’s Room Comes to a Close! Three-Day Excursion! True Happiness Awaits!!!
- Episode 12 – Farewell, beloved fans of our beloved Reviewers… Worry not; as long as succu-girls keep on working hard, so too will our Reviewers. When you think of our heroes, remember this: when you help others (get their fuck on), you’re only helping yourself (get your fuck on)…
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