The Reviewers return from the trip to Magic Metropolis and find an Incubus waiting at Meidri’s inn. He’s got something to say about their reviews. Other than that, they decide to get drunk with succu-girls!
The Frighteningly Faultless Philanthropist Sexually Satisfies Several Succubi, Drunken Fools and Their Money Are, Of Course, Soon Parted, and Mitsue’s Room Comes to a Close! Three-Day Excursion! True Happiness Awaits!!!
It turns out that the Incubus has taken issue with all of the negative comments from their reviews, which isn’t really fair, but he has visited all of the brothels in question and because of his incubus powers, he was delighted with the service and rated them all 10 out of 10. But he’s not done yet… then an ogre-girl stabbed him in the back for taking her money and spending it on succu-girls… You’d think he was done now, but no. He tells her he loves her and she tells him she loves him. It’s all good though because an incubus has two hearts!
Kanchal arrives at the inn with several bags of money and reveals that they now make even more money thanks to the other reviewers that have been copying their format. This means they can get back to work, but Meidri isn’t about to let them take Crim in the middle of his shift so they have a drink and wait. By the time Crim is done, they are good and drunk and decided to go to the Alcohaun bar, filled with drunk leprechauns. When they wake up, they discover that reviewed the place and several others, but the reviews are worthless. They also spent all their money. So, in order to get some more money, they take on several quests and unknowingly save the world from certain annihilation…
The shock value has definitely dissipated, which makes these episodes kind of boring. It was funny when the narrator revealed that they had saved the world without realising it and all to earn more money to visit brothels with. Otherwise, the incubus scene was amusing but got old pretty quickly and the Alchohauns was a massive let down. It feels like this series has run out of ideas and is just coasting to the finish line.
3 / 10
Girls seem cute enough, but that’s about all they have going for them at this place. Stingy brothel that charges you not only for the drinks, but also for even touching the girls! Seems to me that their plan is simply to get you drunk before kicking you out with a fat bill to pay. Depending on the individual, you may not even be able to perform if you’ve consumed too much, making the whole experience seem like a waste!
Banana / 10
Did I ever tell you that I love you, man… No, for reals. I mean it. We should start a website together and review naughty cartoons… hic! We’d be like a couple of guys hunting for ecchi anime… hic… if only we could come up with a catching name about hunting ecchi… Hang on a minute… how did this bill get so big? Wasn’t it your round?
All right fine. I just need to run and get some money… and a kebab! You’ll be fine. I’ll be right back… hic! Do you want anything to eat? I wonder if we can put that traffic cone on top of that statue. It would make a killer hat… hic!
Hands of Crim!
Going for another drink!
Other posts in the series
- Season One
- Episode 1 – A Hot ‘n Heavy Debate About Elf and Human MILFS, An Angel Ascends at Meow Meow Paradise, Can’t Get Enough of That Sensitive Birdmaid Cloaca!
- Episode 2 – Fairies Have Limits on What They Can Take, Demons Aren’t Very Popular, Minotaur Girls Are Big, Bountiful, and Boobylicious!
- Episode 3 – Gender-Swap Sex Means Less Succu-Girl Choices, and It Kinda Hurts, But You Learn Just What Girls Feel, So You Should Give It a Try!
- On a Break – Normal Service will be Resumed Shortly!
- Episode 4 – Savage Succubi Will Squeeze the Life Out of You, Even If You Say You Can’t Go On, Salamander Girls Have Such Hot Bods, Hearts, Sals, and Manders, that You Can’t Help But Get Fired Up About ‘Em!
- Episode 5 – I Wanna Drown in a Cyclops Girl’s Pretty Eye, But It’s Pretty Hard? Speaking of Hard, Let the Pros Pick Out the Perfect Mushroom Girl for a Slimy, Sticky Good Time!
- Episode 6 – You Can Build the Perfect Golem Girl, But Don’t Let the Girl You Base Her Off of Find Out. Cum to the Land of Dreams on the Light of the Will o’ the Wisps!
- Episode 7 – The Gang Gets Laid at the Egg-stravagant Egg-Laying Show, Miss Meidri’s Deep, Dark Secret Uncovered, and the Succu-Girl Popularity Ranking is Unveiled!
- Episode 8 – Succu-girl Roleplay Will Get You Going All Night, The Angel’s Holy Lance is Great at Lancing Holes, The Succubus Tower Lasts Forever, But You (And Your Mayo) Won’t!
- Episode 9 – A Deep, Dark Something Lies Between the Living and the Dead, The Darling Angel’s Lotion Explosion, and the Uncouth, Unsanctioned Reviewer Rivals Are In Their Scene!
- Episode 10 – Let Your Eyes Behold the Glory and Mystery of the Brothel with a Perfect Score! Take a Newlywed or a Horny Tutor or a Little Piggie as Your Lover! They’ll Squeeze, Squeeze, Squeeze It Outta Ya! Infinite Pleasure Over a Satisfying Three-Day Excursion! True Happiness Awaits!!!
- Episode 11 – The Frighteningly Faultless Philanthropist Sexually Satisfies Several Succubi, Drunken Fools and Their Money Are, Of Course, Soon Parted, and Mitsue’s Room Comes to a Close! Three-Day Excursion! True Happiness Awaits!!!
- Episode 12 – Farewell, beloved fans of our beloved Reviewers… Worry not; as long as succu-girls keep on working hard, so too will our Reviewers. When you think of our heroes, remember this: when you help others (get their fuck on), you’re only helping yourself (get your fuck on)…
- Waifu of the Week